MARK:
I COULD GET A PAPER ROUND AND SAVE MY EARNINGS
I’M QUICK AT LEARNING
THERE’S PROBABLY NOTHING I COULDN’T DO

I COULD WORK IN BURGER KING
I’D KEEP ON SMILING ’COS I’D BE EARNING
THERE’S NOTHING I COULDN’T TURN MY HAND TO

I COULD BE A PAPERBOY
A TRASH MAN
I COULD BE A BAR MAN
A MECHANIC WOULDN’T BE TOO MUCH FOR ME AT A PUSH

A PAPERBOY
BECKY: (SORRY NO ROUNDS FOR NEW EMPLOYEES)
A TRASH MAN
BECKY: (BUT YOU DON’T LIKE GETTING DIRTY HANDS)
A BAR MAN
BECKY: (SORRY SON YOU’RE JUST TOO YOUNG)
WHAT JOBS ARE THERE WHEN YOU’RE A MINOR?

I COULD WORK IN FAST FOOD
BECKY: (BUT YOU’RE NOT THAT DESPERATE)
A SOLDIER
BECKY: (YOU’D ONLY GET HURT AND THAT’D UPSET YOUR MUM)
A MECHANIC WOULDN’T BE TOO MUCH FOR ME AT A PUSH
I COULD BE A FOOTBALL MANAGER
A HUNDRED METERS HURDLER
A TRIPLE JUMPING, POLE VAULTING,
MEDAL WINNING HERO OF THE TEAM...

BECKY
THAT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU COULD DO
THERE’S NO MONEY IN PROFESSIONAL SPORT FOR YOU
NO ATHLETE HAS YOUR FLAT FEET...

MARK
THAT’S TRUE.

I COULD GET A TRADE
NOT JUST FOR SUMMER
AN APPRENTICE PLUMBER
IS THE KIND OF THING I COULD DO

I COULD BE A CHEF
BUT THERE’S LOTS OF TRAINING
I SHOULD BE STAYING IN AND PLAYING MY GAMES
IF I’M GONNA BE THE KING OF JOE’S ARCADE